Sunday, June 29, 2014
Closing the blog down
After years of this being up and doing nothing with it other than my initial creative posting spree, I'm just gonna close it down. However, if you enjoyed reading what I have to say, good news; I'm making a new blog that's a tad bit more serious but still the same bitching nevertheless. Stay tuned if there's anyone who checks it at all, I'll have a link to the new blog soon.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
I don't update the site anymore.
Title says it all, I don't update anymore. I'm writing material for other blogs and contributing to other communities. While I have readers and friends who absolutely love the satirical stuff I write I just don't have that literary spark in me anymore. Sorry too all my fans and friends but I probably won't be posting a satirical article here more than once every two through three months if that. What I thought was going to be a successful blog quickly died. There are a lot of grammatical errors in my other blogs, mainly because what your reading is what I wrote at the time. I don't believe that everything should be corrected, each of my articles are unedited pieces. Most bloggers and authors want their pieces to be perfect and spotless, but nothing is perfect neither is my literature. If you have a blog or website you'd like me to write for please just leave a location. I'm taking my talent else where from this website. I promise you that anything I may write for other people will not be as abusive or insulting as my articles on here.
- Nick Wilson
- Nick Wilson
Monday, May 9, 2011
KCCT Reading Open Response- "Mike Lindenthal"
So here it is, the first Open Response of the KCCT Reading test I did. The question was about some North Carolina Sopohomore that won some award for painting a shitty picture. The kid had dreadlocks in the picture and looked like a straightup pothead. Remember that this is actually what I put on the Open Response, word for word. ENJOY!
Mike Lindenthal Testing OR
Mike is an extraordinary example of why the United States is going to shit and why only certain people should be able to have children. People like Mike are obvious criminals, his "I don't care." atitude and clear love for drugs are going to screw us over. Just look at Mike, he's clearly under the influence of Heroin and Marijuana. In a 2010 report labled "Teens On The Edge!: Mega Druggies With No Limits" found that Mike is a life criminal. In the report it states that "Mike Lindenthal is a North Carolina teen with a shady past who bangs chics and doesn't afraid of anything... Mike has been caught in over 9000 drug busts by his parents... Mke admits to regular drug usuage and shoots up at least one hundred dollars worth of Heroin a day... Mike's art award is currently at risk of being revoked since he tested positive for LSD and MDMA in his prescreening for the award, he was also caught having sex with elderly people at a retirement home for money...". As you can see from parts of the report Mike is a drug fiending maniac who uses prostetution for money. Mike already has four women pregnant and has told an informant that he plans on raising all of them to be bigger "bad-asses" then he was. People like Mike are going to tear the country apart because they poison and faundle the young minds of americans. Mike is a known "Sexual tiger on the prowl that'll tear up any piece of juicy ass that walks in his path, he raw dogs it everytime." Mike has been caught quoting people like Duke Nukem in arrests. Mike almost always uses hilarious one liners in daily life. When Mike orders fast food he always retorts "I've got balls of steel." What a funny young fellow he is. Another thing Mike is notorious for is adopting children and making them work his Meth labs. Mike said this when asked why he doe's that. "Why not? I mean come on it's free labor. Their parents didn't love them enough but I do. They work for a gravel bed and a bowl of rice a day, that's nice treatment for them.". As you can read from this Mike is a loose cannon cop on the edge that's pretty much the worlds biggest bro, troll, and lulz knight. Americans need more people like the awe inspiring, Mike "Marley" Lindenthal.
Mike Lindenthal Testing OR
Mike is an extraordinary example of why the United States is going to shit and why only certain people should be able to have children. People like Mike are obvious criminals, his "I don't care." atitude and clear love for drugs are going to screw us over. Just look at Mike, he's clearly under the influence of Heroin and Marijuana. In a 2010 report labled "Teens On The Edge!: Mega Druggies With No Limits" found that Mike is a life criminal. In the report it states that "Mike Lindenthal is a North Carolina teen with a shady past who bangs chics and doesn't afraid of anything... Mike has been caught in over 9000 drug busts by his parents... Mke admits to regular drug usuage and shoots up at least one hundred dollars worth of Heroin a day... Mike's art award is currently at risk of being revoked since he tested positive for LSD and MDMA in his prescreening for the award, he was also caught having sex with elderly people at a retirement home for money...". As you can see from parts of the report Mike is a drug fiending maniac who uses prostetution for money. Mike already has four women pregnant and has told an informant that he plans on raising all of them to be bigger "bad-asses" then he was. People like Mike are going to tear the country apart because they poison and faundle the young minds of americans. Mike is a known "Sexual tiger on the prowl that'll tear up any piece of juicy ass that walks in his path, he raw dogs it everytime." Mike has been caught quoting people like Duke Nukem in arrests. Mike almost always uses hilarious one liners in daily life. When Mike orders fast food he always retorts "I've got balls of steel." What a funny young fellow he is. Another thing Mike is notorious for is adopting children and making them work his Meth labs. Mike said this when asked why he doe's that. "Why not? I mean come on it's free labor. Their parents didn't love them enough but I do. They work for a gravel bed and a bowl of rice a day, that's nice treatment for them.". As you can read from this Mike is a loose cannon cop on the edge that's pretty much the worlds biggest bro, troll, and lulz knight. Americans need more people like the awe inspiring, Mike "Marley" Lindenthal.
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