Jocks Are Fucking Retarded.

There's one clique at school that stands out amongst them all, Jocks. The idiot motherfuckers that think because they play sports their better than everyone. The only argument they can use is one involving their physical prowess over everyone because they are all so fucking stupid they can't use any intelligence. Every last thing that comes out of they're mouths is about how "fucking beast I am" and something related to sports. I laugh that ALL of them think that some sports team is going to sign them on with a multi-million dollar contract and that every corporation is going to want them to market for them. Guess what you stupid sons of bitches, your fucking wrong. Most of you that think your all that and do nothing but spend your time on sports completely ignoring all other elements of life and forgeting that you need to prepare for the future, you are fucked. Most of you are going to end up in jail, addicted to a drug, and so far in debt your never getting out.

So more proof as to why Jocks are fucking retarded. Today in MOS we had to present powerpoints about something of our choice. So Brett Handorf and myself chose to do our powerpoints on ourselves. So I made mine as serrious as possible and described my self. Well the Jocks are so high and mighty that apparently everything about me is what a douchebag is like and I should be informed about it. I wasn't aware that a douchebag plays an instrument, hangs out with friends, enjoys cooking and writing, and listens to music. They had to announce that i'm a douchebag rudely through my whole powerpoint. Hmm, I wasn't aware that you shouting douchebag the whole time didn't make you a douchebag you stupid motherfuckers. I love how they want us to be quiet the whole time and the second we stand up to them it's some big fucking deal. Well as always, Brett made sure to troll the living shit out of them. They mad.

Here's how a typical argument with a Jock would go(You can't even make a normal intelligent adult conversation with them because they preceive everything as an act of agression.).

Me- "What you doing today?"
Jock- "Gonna go ball up on some niggas."
Me- "Anything else?"
Jock- "Duuude, did you watch ESPN? Mayne Kobe muthafuckin Bryant was off da fucking hook!!"
Me- "I've told you i'm not interested in the NBA before."
Jock- "Fuck you mayne, NBA's the greatest shit eva. Better than that mo'fuckin UFC bullshit you watch, nigga."
Me- "Let's completely disregard all the other sports, fucking dumbass."
Jock- "You fuckin gay brah. You suck a dick?"
Me- "Why would you want to know that? You looking for some head, faggot? You have room to call me gay when your teammate is slapping you on the ass. Leave to a stupid motherfucker like you to bring up the failed insult "gay"."
Jock- "Keep running that mouth and i'll fucking kill you, biatch."
Me- "Sure, and just like everyone else you threatend with that."
Jock- "I'm bigga and stronga, nigga."
Me- "Fighting isn't just about the stronger and bigger man, not that you'd know anything about fighting. Afterall, 98% of jocks have been in one maybe two fights in their whole life."
Jock- "Mayne fuck you..."

Ask anyone in my MOS class and they can attest to this. If Jocks would cut out the Bigger-than-life bullshit and stop being fucking douchebags to everyone they come in contact with I wouldn't mind hanging out with them. Not all Jocks are like this though, like with everything there's always and exception.

Edit 1- I don't give a fuck if you get pissed off. Please be my guest.