KCCT Reading Open Response- "Mike Lindenthal"

So here it is, the first Open Response of the KCCT Reading test I did. The question was about some North Carolina Sopohomore that won some award for painting a shitty picture. The kid had dreadlocks in the picture and looked like a straightup pothead. Remember that this is actually what I put on the Open Response, word for word. ENJOY!
                                              Mike Lindenthal Testing OR
    Mike is an extraordinary example of why the United States is going to shit and why only certain people should be able to have children. People like Mike are obvious criminals, his "I don't care." atitude and clear love for drugs are going to screw us over. Just look at Mike, he's clearly under the influence of Heroin and Marijuana. In a 2010 report labled "Teens On The Edge!: Mega Druggies With No Limits" found that Mike is a life criminal. In the report  it states that "Mike Lindenthal is a North Carolina teen with a shady past who bangs chics and doesn't afraid of anything... Mike has been caught in over 9000 drug busts by his parents... Mke admits to regular drug usuage and shoots up at least one hundred dollars worth of Heroin a day... Mike's art award is currently at risk of being revoked since he tested positive for LSD and MDMA in his prescreening for the award, he was also caught having sex with elderly people at a retirement home for money...". As you can see from parts of the report Mike is a drug fiending maniac who uses prostetution for money. Mike already has four women pregnant and has told an informant that he plans on raising all of them to be bigger "bad-asses" then he was. People like Mike are going to tear the country apart because they poison and faundle the young minds of americans. Mike is a known "Sexual tiger on the prowl that'll tear up any piece of juicy ass that walks in his path, he raw dogs it everytime." Mike has been caught quoting people like Duke Nukem in arrests. Mike almost always uses hilarious one liners in daily life. When Mike orders fast food he always retorts "I've got balls of steel." What a funny young fellow he is. Another thing Mike is notorious for is adopting children and making them work his Meth labs. Mike said this when asked why he doe's that. "Why not? I mean come on it's free labor. Their parents didn't love them enough but I do. They work for a gravel bed and a bowl of rice a day, that's nice treatment for them.". As you can read from this Mike is a loose cannon cop on the edge that's pretty much the worlds biggest bro, troll, and lulz knight. Americans need more people like the awe inspiring, Mike "Marley" Lindenthal.

Don't Get Married And NEVER Have Kids.

There are many advantages to not getting married and not having kids. The biggest advantage is you actually get to enjoy your life. Having a girlfriend is fine as long as she doesn't ask for to much, but staying single is the way to go. This a list of advantages to not getting married and never having kids (There are no cons to this.)

1. You get to enjoy life
2. Have no one to answer to everyday
3. You live for yourself and no one else
4. You get to do what you want when you want
5. The average parent spends about $125,000 to $250,000 per kid from ages 0-18. Think about what you could do with all that money
6. Never have to deal with the emotional pains that would accompany losing a child before your death say they croak before you do
7. You can play the field as much as you want
8. Life is much cheaper without kids or a spouse
9. Never lose a girl you love
10. No responsibility to care for children or a spouse
11. You help cut down on the global population problem
12. Peaceful home 24/7

I hope the day never comes that a girl talks to me about getting married or having kids. I will gladly say NO.

Fuck Conner High School.

On a serious note, fuck @[105492752818143:Conner High School]. A good suggestion would be to hire a new tech teacher and for the Boone County School District to hire a new tech department. Also, suspending students AUP's over a problem that occured with a feature that should be enabled is unfair. It's not mentioned anywhere in the AUP slip that Standby Mode is disabled, so if a student unknowingly goes into Standby Mode they could corrupt a file in System32. The last point that needs to be mentioned is it doesn't take two administrators and a school resource officer to escort three teenagers to the Inschool Suspention Room. If you ask a student what happend, please don't tell him to "shut his mouth".