TWLOHA Is Fucking Retarded.

I hate shit like this, I really do. It doe's nothing positive, AT ALL. The shear thought that a group can try and tell you that can avoid your problems is fucking retarded. TWLOHA should just be considerd a group that sells fiction to a group of bitches who think they're lives are so fucked they have to self mutilate and cry massively about it. Here's an idea to all the bitches who buy in to this shit, STOP! Your ruining the image of the countries youth to the world. Now Canadians and other people of nations in which I do not give a shit will think poorly of us. Do you want that? The world hates us enough, now you have to help out they're cause by being a dumbass and taking pride in it by buying the shitty over priced tee-shirts.

People don't realize this but things like TWLOHA is just another way people can try to avoid the problems they may face, not that any of the bitches who buy in to this shit have any other than having the worlds longest period. The people who support this shit actually believe that their making a difference in the lives of others. Ok, so you buy a $20.00 tee-shirt. So much of it is "donated" to abused women and wrist slitters. How much of that is "donated" to the CEO/President of TWLOHA's pocket? Probably way to much. Want to make a difference in an abused womans life, go to your local womens shelter and make a donation.

To get back to the point of people using this as an excuse to try to ignore and say they have problems. Like I said, people don't realize that this is another way people can try to avoid problems they may face, not that the bitches who buy in to this have any. This is a problem with America, to much avoiding problems. If girls really hated being abused and didn't want to go through emotional hurt they'd get up and do something about it. Not just sit there because "I felt trapt and there was nothing I could do..." Sure theres something you can do, call the damn police. We have them for a reason, if need be you can go under one of those relocation programs. Want to know what I do when I have a problem, I fix it or attempt to. I don't sit there and feel "trapt in despair". Really, if the bitches who buy in to this would go get a prescription to a medicine that reduces they're periods to a few times a year they'd probably be ruined.

The whole self mutilation thing is total bullshit. Here's a great idea that requires a complete genious to think of! Let's mutilate our bodies!! Great idea right? Make something that's already bad worse!!! The psuedo-problems that most of the fan base faces are usually self mutilation. I'll make a list of reasons that the fan base of TWOLHA self-mutilates.

1.Mom took away cell phone.
2.Missed movies with friends.
3.Facebook is down.
4.You lost three followers on Twitter.
5.The boyfriend you "loved" left you for a nicer more attractive woman.
6.Got yelled at by parents.
7.Lost an argument over shoes.
8.Took it up the ass to much and now you can't help but to constantly shit yourself.
9.Parents didn't give you $150.00 to go out and buy that pair of pants you just have to have, since the new pair you got last week isn't good enough anymore.
10.You've turned in to a complete cow, disregarding the fact your the skinniest girl in school.
11.Your ugly, even though your constantly told your not.
12.Your the attention whore of the school and the attention left you for a second.
13.You need a way to get your hands on some gnarly wicked anti-depressants so you began cutting to obtain them.
14.Grounded for a day.
15.Need to blend in with your retarded group of friends.
16.The fast food restraunt you always eat from got your order wrong.
17.The new episode of Degrassi sucked, like every episode of the show ever made.
18.You were minorly inconvienienced.
19.You were stood up in the middle of class because someone got tired of your bullshit.
20.Your parents noticed how much you want a designer brand hand bag so they went out and bought you a Gucci handbag, well you wanted Coach handbags. Shame on them for being inconsiderate.
21.Parents bought you a brand new car for your birthday. It wasn't painted the color you want.

Those are some the reasons the bitches of TWLOHA self-mutilate. The best part about you self-mutilating is it's going to leave permenant scars that you can look at later down the road!! Won't it be a good reminder of how much a dumbass you were and or are? Like star constelations you should probably name you mutilation constelations. Have a set of cuts that look like a checker board? Name that mutilation constelation Checkers! Maybe you wanted to get special and carve a star, Starchild! Maybe you felt like you owed something to the government and wanted to leave something to remind of us to not elect idiots, so you carve George W. Bush. You can name that one Idiot Motherfucker!

Here's an idea i'm proposing and i've seen things like this. Lets make a thing called To Write Hate On Her Arms. Let's give the bitches of TWLOHA a reason to hate life. Give them something to bitch about. Want to cry about physical abuse? I'll send of my fine young ladies to give you weekly beatings, sound good? Want to cry about emotional abuse? I'm the master of that, once I find your insecurities or even just something that annoys you, we'll have a wicked case of emotional abuse. Want to cry that you don't have any clothes? We'll go inside your house while your sleeping and steal all of your clothes except for one set. I'll make money and you'll have something to cry about. Want an abusive relationship? I'll train a guy to be very abusive and give you everything you wanted, abuse. I won't sell tee-shirts either, i'll let people make they're own tee-shirts. I'm not a greeedy basterd like the CEO/President of TWLOHA.

So enough of my ranting for now, I need to start making preparations for the Emo article. Don't support TWLOHA, don't support something that makes excuses for people. If people are going to mutilate themselves, let them. Then you get to laugh when they go to the hospital. Everyone needs to like the page To Carve Hate On Her Arms, do it. Until next time, this is Nick and I hope your offended.