I can't stand anything these fuckers make. It's all fucking stupid over-priced bullshit they make. All Steve Jobs cares about is making money. Everything he says should be thought of as "I want money.". I recently had the chance email Steve Jobs, all I did was ask him one question and this is what he responded with.
My question
"Explain to me the company Apple and what's instore for everyone in the future from Apple."
Steve Job's -
"My philosophy is that everything starts and ends with me making too much fucking money. So, you know, I obviously believed in raping the customers wallet, but customers can't tell me no when I ask for way too much, we've succeded in making cheap shitty products the next groundbreaking invention is going to comeout next year "Mind Control". We know everyone who frequently to moderately buys Apple products is a douchebag of extreme conditions, with "Mind Control" we will be able to make sure that ever last word that comes out of they're mouths is about Apple products. I know that pretty much every word that comes out they're mouths is already about Apple products. So you have to listen very carefully, really you don't because most of you know I only want your money and it's all lies to begin with. When someone purchases they're first Apple product I laugh a little bit, one of those maniacal laughs that an evil doctor gets when they hatch a plan. The reason for the laugh is they just set themselves on the straight path to hell and are helping me succede in ruling the world. We try to promote our propaganda through the television. Such campaigns as the PC vs Mac ads. It really brings anger out in me when I hear or read about a PC user talking about their far supperior PC. PC's are far greater machines, but our users are so stupid they have to use our ultra simplistic computers and products.
I've been reading Mein Kampf and researching various elements of World War II and the great favors the Nazi's did to the world. I think it should be realized that PC users are the modern day version of the World War II Jew. We must eliminate every last PC user and Non-Apple Product User. I'm about to invest many millions of dollars in the purchase of tons of bleach and ammonia. We're paying off the top government officials and military members to help us in our worldwide genocide of PC users. We've teamed up with PeTA also, they have a good knowledge in mass killings of animals so we're going to use it in killings PC users. Yes, we also plan on killing the animals of PC owners. PeTA has payed for many extermination stations worldwide and has voulenteered any of they're places of meeting. I know Apple users, staff, and myself are going to serriously laugh in the face of those going up for extermination. We plan on implementing rules for those who plan to step out of line once the Apple regime takes over worldwide. Some of the rules would be "No talking about anything other than Apple.", "No music piracy.", "No spending of money on any Non-Apple brand electronics." and many more. Punishments are going to be to the fullest extent of the law. Firing squads, gassings, rape, dismemberments, lashings, burnings, and many more. I will be known as the greatest dictator ever and the only man to rule the world. If you want to avoid being killed I suggest you take a second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh mortgage out on your house to help buy every one of our products. If you don't buy our products you will be number and not a person. We will find you, we will destroy your PC, we will destroy you and your family. Don't think we won't.
I know that your reading this on a PC, Nick Wilson. Your computer is far superior to any of our products, I realize this. Your already aware of what the future has to offer for you if you don't change your choice of electronics soon. I've already did the honors of wiring you $999,999,999,999 so you can buy all of our products. Think of this as hush money to not send this email to anyone. That lowley sum of money was only 0.0001% of my total bank account. If you need more for the purchasing of Apple products don't be afraid to ask, or else you know what will happen in the future if you don't. If you have anymore questions please feel free to reply with an email. I also take joy in giving small children AIDS." - Steve Jobs.
As you can gather from reading this Steve Jobs is an evil genius and a pedophile. He plans on eliminating all of the competition through genocide. He's going to make sure Apple products are supperior through making them the only products available. The US government and military is going to genocide it's own peoples, that's insane. Plus every other nation in the world. PC users it's time to unite against the plague known as Apple. We need to make our products even better then they are. Cheaper than they already are. More available than they are. Even if we PC users don't all get along we can all agree that destroying all Apple stores, Factories, Support Centers, and etc will be fun. But we have to make sure that we at least lock up Steve Jobs. Dead or alive as long as he can't spread his global reach. We need to set up rehabilitation centers for those who have been falling victim to Apple's brainwashing. I plan on taking every penny that Steve sent me and investing it in to the Anti-Apple Coalition. We can't let a evil genius who is a pedophile take over the world.
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But in all seriousness Apple sucks. Over-priced as all hell, prone to failure, weak, inferior to PC's, and too much else to list. I regret not convincing my brother to choose a Zune over the I-Pod Touch. I can build a system with better specs for the cost an iMac. Enough of my ranting.
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